我是奶爸

奶妈靠的是天赋与实力,当奶妈实力太强大的时候,奶爸的定义要反过来了

怎么不这么不经夸

今天有个美女突然对我说:“看到你胸前的留流下来的水珠突然觉得好sanzi 呀!” (没留意表情) “啊?什么?” “看到你胸前的水珠,好sanzi …” (略有羞涩) “啥,再说一遍?好什么?” “好sanzi !!!” (略有不耐烦) “还是没听清,好什么?” “你这人怎么这样啊?不说了!!” (略怒) “不好意思,真没听清啊~ 什么叫 sanzi?” 。。。 “我说的是sexy, 你这啥耳朵!?” “啊,怪不得,我说怎么一直没听明白什么是 sanzi ~” 一段小浪漫就这么被我给毁了,这话头也接不下去了,只好牛头各干各的。 最后再毁灭一下这个故事,那个美女是俺老婆。

一段无厘头的对话

A: 你要在这样,小心我掐你 B:好的 A:好什么? B:好,我会小心的 A:小心什么? B:小心你会掐我。。。 A:。。。

Unexpect The Expected

This post is about the new family member on the way. She (we do not know the gender yet, but I like to use “she” here) is expected because we started to prepare about one and half years ago. (Yeah, I am Virgo and always plan.) I stopped drinking and signed up for gym membership. She is unexpected, as she is …

Get The Shit Out

This is a bit of awkward blog. I got the idea when I enjoy my “moment” this morning after a few days missing it. Claims: Due to my vobcabulary in this topic, some words used below may not be accurate It comes quite on time for me on normal days as I follow my daily routine. I will wake up …

Taxi Driver

I went to a training course this morning. I scheduled enough time for travelling to the new location. When I realized that my bus was heading towards the opposite direction, I knew I would be late. So I stopped a taxi and hoped I could still reach on time. The driver seemed to be quite interested in my iPad and …